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the brain works very weird at this hour

Yessssss, I managed to find an obscure lyric from a song called Alaska.  Get me.

OK. let’s not beat around the bush.  Poor, lovely, beardy Iain was sabotaged by the most evil pensioner in Britain, Diana.  Well, that’s what you would think by watching the furore unfold Wednesday evening and throughout Thursday.

After an exceedingly pleasant evening beginning with Expendables 3 (everyone needs more Dolph in their life, right?) and finishing with some yummy Chinese, we returned home and switched on Newsnight to find Kirsty donning a pinnie and introducing the ejected Iain Watters.  WHAT?  This would never have happened on Paxman’s watch.   Read the rest of this entry »

 

the original masterchef

BDGTtT was shocked to hear the very sad news that Ross Burden died on 17th July.

ready steady cook

 

A self taught cook, Ross studied zoology in Auckland before embarking on a career in food.  After moving to the UK in the early ’90’s he took part in the original Masterchef (1993 series) hosted by the legendary Loyd Grossman.

Most people first became aware of Ross as a team captain in BBC’s Ready Steady Cook where a goody bag containing ingredients totaling no more than £5 was presented to the professional chef by a member of the public.  Presenter Fern Britton loved to flirt with Ross, with his twinkly eyes and Superman good looks.

Although he seemed to disappear from terrestrial television after stints on This Morning and Kitchen Invaders Ross kept busy making numerous food and travel shows.  He also presented wildlife programmes for National Geographic.

Returning to New Zealand, he returned to education and I was very pleased to see him as a judge for the first series of Masterchef NZ.

ross-burden

 

Always happy to tell it like it is, Burden wasn’t shy in giving his opinion on a certain Jamie Oliver.  “If you think he’s tasty then you’re either prepubescent or you’re in a Zimmer frame … That man is an utter prat.”

Thanks, Ross.  You will be missed.

 
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Posted by on July 31, 2014 in BBC, ITV, Masterchef New Zealand, New Zealand

 

not on menu, my food ever is. made special for me, was this!

I admit, I needed some kind of kick up the backside to get blogging again.  That kick has come in the delightfully shaped boot of the new series of Masterchef.  It feels like only yesterday that Scott won my affections but, sadly, not the Professionals title and it was just a few weeks ago, surely, that the amazing Natalie took the amateurs trophy.  During that time I have put the keyboard down and picked up the numerous cookbooks that adorn our shelves.  Well, who knew cooking could be so much fun?

With yet more tweaking the series has been a joy thus far.  No ‘mystery box’ to start, we have a ‘calling card’ round where contestants cook what is essentially their signature dish.  If Luke’s future lies in the culinary world he will be forever remembered for his vegetable samosas.  Has there been a more successful opening dish in the history of Masterchef?  Anyway, whilst I wanted this post to contain nothing but 250 point type exclaiming ‘LUKE MUST WIN, WE LOVE HIM’, I shall discuss the utter gloriousness of the Luke The Robot Dude later.

if this man does not win, i'm leaving the country

if this man does not win, i’m leaving the country

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it’s chriiiiiiiiiiiiiistmaaaaaaaaas!

With some time off work, this is the time for me to catch up on some writing, you lucky people.  What better time to sit down and discuss the phenomenon of festive food and it’s televisual counterpart.

I began my journey with the legend herself, Ms Fanny Cradock.  There were two quick episodes on Good Food Channel, one focusing on mincemeat, t’other on Christmas pudding.  In episode one, our main ingredient is described as “the Cinderella of Christmas” and such delights as mincemeat pancake, galette and OMELETTE (eggs with flakes of butter, nothing else) are created, right before our eyes through a fog of icing sugar.  Icing sugar on everything and about a centimetre deep too.  The speed in which she works is pretty astonishing: no messing about.  Fanny would do very well in the omelette challenge with James Martin, I can tell you.  Eggs are mixed together, pastry unfolded and costume jewellery glistens in grease.  Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the 1970’s.  The next recipe is for a tart.  Pastry is lowered into a shallow, round cake tin and filled with mincemeat.  Fanny cracks on saying “I’m not going to explain it all to the older people, you know all this stuff.”  Nice to see – basically, “you’re all old enough to know how to make bloody pastry and form it into a tart shape, now let’s get on with it”.

We move swiftly on to a Swiss roll filled with, yep the ‘meat.  The sponge is pre-prepared and handed over by Sarah (aka Poor Sarah) and various maxims are uttered such as “everything is so much better when you know how”.  Thanks.  We are advised that you need a good quality rolling pin – not one with handles though: “that’s the best kind, the professional kind.  Maybe you’ll be lucky enough to get a rolling pin in your stocking”.  If I did, I might be lucky enough to hit my husband round the head with it.

Fanny and Sarah

Delia Smith is a more recent Christmas icon.  Carsmile still swears by her instructions for turkey or goose from the ‘Complete Illustrated Cookery Course‘ 1992 edition (originally published in 1978).  As is the way on speciality channels, we are served up a whole evening of her 1990 series, Delia at Christmas.  This particular episode began with the words “I don’t agree with vegetarianism…” but she humored us with a selection of recipes for cheese terrine, stuffed peppers and ‘sausage’ (cheese and herb) rolls.  An issue with the screening of classic shows is the aspect ratio as Delia invited a friend over to explain the delights of fizzy wine.  “You don’t have to stick to Champagne,” said the very wide sommelier, “there’s other fizz out there like Cava or this stuff from India!”  I’m not sure if I was more excited about the Indian wine or the amazing shoulder pads.

The following installment was the legendary “36 Hours of Christmas” and I started to wonder why programmes continue to be made on the subject of Christmas turkeys.  People moan about dry, tasteless meat but once you know the best way to do it, why bother with anything else (“everything is so much better when you know how”)?  Now we are acquainted with Delia’s technique, I don’t care about Gordon’s recipe or even Jamie’s version.  But the more shows I watched, the more I noticed the seemingly endless ways of cooking the festive bird.  Lorraine places a bag of frozen peas on the breast before it goes into the oven to slow down the time it takes that part to cook, Nigella sticks her poultry in a gigantic red bucket (to match her silky, red dressing gown) with herbs and spices to add moistness and don’t even get me started on the stuffing controversy!

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don’t be afraid of it, it’s only a biscuit!

Dear Katy Brand,

Why oh why oh WHY did you start so well, with your pasta skills and your perfect pastry and ruin everything with a plate of custard and cat poo?  Now, chocolate tortellini filled with raspberry mousse sounded perfect. The white chocolate and cardamom sauce less so but it could have been enough to get you through.  No, what am I saying – if everyone else had a good day, you were definitely on your way out.  *SIGH*  Oh well, at least my other favourite, Shane Lynch is a dead cert for the final three …

Katy Brand

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go big or go home

Having spent a lovely week in Edinburgh seeing lots of Fringey things, the lady occupying the adjacent seat on my journey home decided to catch up with Celebrity Masterchef.  Yep, seen that one – he does something with a crocodile.  Oooh, not seen that one – concentrate on your book, Fanny.  No spoilers!

I managed to reach the comfort of my sofa not knowing the outcome so cracked on with some catching up of my own.

Phillips & friend

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shake your salad maker

Bucks Fizz once said “if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen”.  I have detested the weather in London this summer but two things have put a smile on my red, sweaty face; return trips to the Olympic stadium for the Anniversary Games (get over it, move on!) and having Celebrity Masterchef back on my telly – right from the start I could tell we were in for a good ‘un.

John: “COOKING DOESN’T GET TOUGHER THAN THIS!”
Gregg: “OI!  THAT’S MY LINE :)

Heidi, Gregg, Janet, John?

Heidi, Gregg, Janet, John?

Excellent.  Our first contestants strut towards the camera.  Who have we got?  Professional grump, Janet Street-Porter.  All round sweetheart, Heidi Range.  Funny lady and champion Beyonce impersonator, Katy Brand.  Business woman and ex-Rolling Stone wife Jo Wood completes the first week’s line-up.

CHEESE!

CHEESE!

The eighth series is under way.  Has it really been that many?  I’m seeing clips of this year’s cooks and it’s all feeling a bit samey.  I’m sure I’ve seen Heidi and Katy wrestle with a mixing bowl before.  I know I’ve seen Janet yell at bessie mate Gordon Ramsay and discuss the best way to slaughter animals on Channel 4.  Clearly the show and the celebrities are upping their game.  It’s gonna be hard to top the last series, but you knew that already.

This year’s first week favourite is Katy.  She seems quite awesome and likes to fly by the seat of her cheffy pants.  Ravioli AND puff pastry?  Yep.  She pulls it off too, pretty much.  Heidi is lovely and smiley and her hands shake when holding a knife.  Jo ‘on tour’ Wood tells us how she learned how to cook while travelling the globe with a bunch of old fogies.  Jo could be classed as the ‘experimental’ one.  Crisps with prawn curry, sweet potato in the shepherd’s pie and coconut oil on something or other.  Janet is, well, Janet.

I’m struggling to work out Ms Street-Porter.  Yes, she has a shtick and she does it perfectly but would she continue to yell at those in authority when in a professional kitchen?  Apparently so.  John and Gregg may well giggle as they are told to ‘do one’ or ‘get stuffed’ by the former Independent on Sunday editor but huffing and tutting at a head chef in his own restaurant?  I would have loved to see Marcus Wareing deal with her.

Tales are told of service station pasties, eating at top restaurants and adapting a flight case into a camping stove.  Yes, Jo spent 30 years feeding her family on tour.  Did she mention that?

So, what about the cooking?  Largely it was impressive albeit with the obligatory ‘is it duck or pork?’ moment and the ‘are they really putting alcohol in the pudding when they’re about to fly on a trapeze?’ incident.  There was also a lot of non-cooking.  Possibly more salads in week one than I’ve seen in an entire previous series.  “This is Masterchef, not Master Salad Maker!”  Quite.

Gregg may be the face of Weight Watchers and two stones lighter but some things never change.  “I could much the living daylights out of that dish!”  Easy tiger.  What goes on tour …

 

 
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Posted by on August 3, 2013 in BBC, Celebrity Masterchef

 
 
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